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Saturday, May 23, 2009

File This Under “What In Sam’s” Please…


Posted by admin on May 20th, 2009  
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Why?  Funny thing is we first saw this on tech website Gizmodo.  Double Why/Good Job Guys.  Any Yoga-ers out there that can do this stuff????

Ice Cube And The FAM!

MISSY Said in May 21st, 2009 @1:30 pm  
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LOVELY FAMILY, I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED HER BEAUTY & HER ABILITY TO BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD (SHOUT OUTS TO ALL THE TROPHY WIVES WHO PLAY THEIR POSITION)!

keepinitreal Said in May 21st, 2009 @1:41 pm  
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She is a beauty! Im glad their marriage has withstood tha industry(groupies).

FlipStar Said in May 21st, 2009 @1:49 pm  
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Nice fam!

Even if O'Shea's older son MEAN MUGGING just like his daddy!

ROFL!

Ladee Said in May 21st, 2009 @2:02 pm  
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I love seeing strong black families.

MISSY Said in May 21st, 2009 @2:05 pm  
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WELL KEEPINIT,

SINCE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC OF GROUPIES,LOL. HAVE YOU READ THE STORIES ABOUT DRAKE? YES, STORIES! A COMPLETE SHOCKER! EITHER WAY I'M LOVING THE "BEST I EVER HAD" SINGLE (NOT FEELING ALL THE FOOLISH REMIXES THO)!

MISSY Said in May 21st, 2009 @2:07 pm  
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HEY LADEE *MISS AMERICA WAVE*

HAVE U BEEN KEEPING UP W/ THE GROUPIE TALES?

ATLZone 4 Said in May 21st, 2009 @2:12 pm  
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Ice Cube handling business as a father….no incidents with his wife or stories about his boys being out of control ….. that's what's up!

keepinitreal Said in May 21st, 2009 @2:14 pm  
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YESSSSSSSSS GIRL WHEW WEE! DAYUM DRAKE KINDA GOT ME FEELING SOME KINDA WAY!
THE WAY THEY DESCRIBED HIS *COUGH* MANHOOD!
WHOOOOOO LAWD JESUSSSSSSSSS

:lol: :smile: :wink:

MISSY Said in May 21st, 2009 @2:32 pm  
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LMFAO, GIRL I WAS LITERALLY SQUIRMING IN MY SEAT! HE'S BEEN SPREADING THAT LOVE AROUND, BUT ACCORDING TO THE STORIES HE'S GOT A LOT TO GO AROUND! RUMOR HAS IT THAT'S RIHANNA'S NEW BEAU, IF SO SHE'S ONE LUCKY GAL!

treatment28 Said in May 21st, 2009 @3:11 pm  
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beautiful family…..ver HANDSOME SONS!!!!! :-)

treatment28 Said in May 21st, 2009 @3:12 pm  
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I MEANT VERY OOPS MY BAD LOL

Ladee Said in May 21st, 2009 @3:49 pm  
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HEEEEY GIRLS!! GIIIIIIRL I READ THE STORIES TOO!!! I just wanna see it one time! HA HA H AHA

keepinitreal Said in May 21st, 2009 @3:58 pm  
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*WAVING*……HEY LADEE!

DonSneakers...So Chicago Said in May 21st, 2009 @4:54 pm  
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yea he been with her since he nwa days

Glam Said in May 21st, 2009 @6:22 pm  
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Cube and his wife look alike. Beautiful family. You don't hear about them b/c they aren't media whores lol

kaye Said in May 22nd, 2009 @5:37 am  
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His wife is so gorgeous!!! his sons handsome, ICE is doing his thing…..gotta respect that…..another black couple to look to as far as healthy relationship/family.
I like, i like

angee310 Said in May 22nd, 2009 @10:07 am  
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I love IceCube!
his sons are fine. and the wife is pretty too.

What Do You Think Of This New American Apparel Ad?


19 Users Responded In This Article



zookeeper Said in May 22nd, 2009 @6:12 am  
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what do companies create advertisements like this for? i mean do they really think this kind of bullshit will make people wanna buy their clothes? the shit is crude and tasteless.

MISSY Said in May 22nd, 2009 @6:26 am  
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TASTELESS IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. THEY'RE WALKING ON EGG SHELLS CONSIDERING THEY JUST SETTLED WITH WOODY ALLEN FOR USING HIS IMAGE WITHOUT HIS CONSENT TO THE TUNE OF 5 MILL! THEY BETTER HOPE THIS WAS KATE MOSS APPROVED!

HotMaleDotCum Said in May 22nd, 2009 @6:49 am  
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Please only America is soooo uptight about sex…. That's the purpose of these ads to be vile and push the envelope. Most people act like they never gave or received oral copulation, grow up… The mere fact that thelifefiles posted on it, and you respond to it means it's doing it's job, If your talking about it then it's a great ad worth every penny!

m. Said in May 22nd, 2009 @6:57 am  
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Wow!

FlipStar Said in May 22nd, 2009 @7:34 am  
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SHAMEFUL YET SHAMELESS.

SMHFD

Meech Said in May 22nd, 2009 @7:41 am  
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LOVE IT

yep its that girl! Said in May 22nd, 2009 @8:57 am  
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horrible not feelin it no wonder y young girls think all this is fine

anon1 Said in May 22nd, 2009 @9:01 am  
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cosign with zookeeper.

MISSY Said in May 22nd, 2009 @9:41 am  
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UM? R WE BASHING PEOPLE FOR EXPRESSING THEIR OPINIONS? I REALLY WANT TO BELIEVE NO ONE IS WILLING TO START A WWIII UP IN THIS BITCH!

keepinitreal Said in May 22nd, 2009 @10:11 am  
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LMAO @ MISSY….

EWWWWWW @ THA BOTTOM OF HER FEET!

Ladee Said in May 22nd, 2009 @11:00 am  
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Good morning ladies. I agree, Missy (LOL @ WWIII).

Dizzle Said in May 22nd, 2009 @11:08 am  
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I agree… she coulda got a pedicure before she did this. I dont shop at american apparel, and I wont start now. No matter how many knee-girls they put in their ads; their clothes are still cheap, ugly, and over-priced.

but great advertising nonetheless (sorry)

keepinitreal Said in May 22nd, 2009 @11:17 am  
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*WAVING*…..HEY Ladee…….how tha hail r ya?

MISSY Said in May 22nd, 2009 @11:31 am  
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EXACTLY MY POINT @ DIZZLE,

HEY LADIES *WAVES* YA'LL KNOW I HAD TO ROLL UP MY SLEEVES B4 TYPING THE PART ABOUT WWIII & THEIR STILL ROLLED~!

Boogz Said in May 22nd, 2009 @2:22 pm  
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awful

Kilener Said in May 22nd, 2009 @3:05 pm  
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love it!! ill have to start wearing it

charlie Said in May 22nd, 2009 @4:04 pm  
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Horrid

Whatever Said in May 22nd, 2009 @6:00 pm  
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What exactly are they advertising…buy our clothes and get a blow job?

Friday, May 22, 2009

10 Ways to Lose a Girlfriend


This comic was created by Dennis, one of the creators of welations.com. This is a story about 10 ways to lose a girl and only one way to lose a guy.











Sunday, May 17, 2009

Hello!

Hello!
My friend,are you busy recently?I found a nice website,I think you will be interested in the products in it.So I am writing this letter to introduce it to you.This is a website about electronical products,and it has many kinds of products,such as laptops,cellphones,MP3,GPS,TV,camera and so on.The most important thing is that their price are so low,it is so economical.Please take some time to have a check ,there must be something you 'd like to purchase : 
www.e-infall.com.
Their contact email:
service@e-infall.com MSN: e-infall@hotmail.com   Hope you will have a good time in this website.
Regards

Friday, May 15, 2009

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How is going now ! I got a good webiste ,that guys sell lots of laptops and PS3 and cameras and so on,which are brand new and original,But the price is so cheap and quality is nice. Go and check it : www.365hotbuy.com

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Who Wants To Smell Like Akon?

Is This Hot…. Or Ridiculous???


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This Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe wrapped in Louis Vuitton monogram patter is owned by the Prince of Brothels in Germany.  He is an avid collector of exotic cars and customizes a lot of his vehicles.  Read more HERE.

The NuBrella. Finally, Someone has changed the design!



NubrellaThat's right! It's not an umbrella… It's a Nubrella! Hands-free, stylish and oh so very convenient. You won't even know it's raining! The company is offering the Nubrella through their site for about $65. Better hurry. lol

No wash boxers are also odourless!


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Rob Libfeld, a medical student from the U.S. was getting tired of patients being embarrassed by their urine stained, tire marked underwear so he decided to start selling no-wash boxers. These no wash boxers also claim to conceal any odors that may be eminating from down below. So far, they're selling well and Rob looks like he may be on the road to financial freedom.

I love the yellow front and brown back.

[christopheraceto.com]

Friday, May 01, 2009

Hot New Fireman’s Helmet Unveiled In France…No Pun.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Viral Marketing LITERALLY: Starring GoGORILLA Media


Posted by admin in April 29th, 2009  

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This is one of those things that sound like a good idea, but you just can't do it…a gorilla marketing firm is offering brands the opportunity to brand the medical face masks people are buying to avoid airborne bacteria when on public transportation.  FYI the CEO later sent out an email apologizing saying "the concept was not as clever as I had originally thought". At least you got some free pub dude, hopefully your other clients don't read blogs and live in newsless holes.

All jokes aside, what company should advertise on the masks???

As usual Japan is two steps ahead, check out their designer face masks after the click.

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Things Are Not Looking Good For Madonna’s Adoption Of Mercy James…


Posted by admin on April 30th, 2009  

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Some time yesterday 24-year old James Kambewa who is Mercy's real father wrote a letter to lawyers asking them to stop Madonna's adoption and give him full custody. And because we love you, here is the actual letter!

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To top that off James tells the Daily Mail:

"She is my daughter; she is my blood; she needs parental love.  She is not an orphan. She lost one parent, yes, but I am still alive and so she is not an orphan.  Madonna has millions of dollars but that doesn't make her a good mum. Parental love is more than money.  Besides, I don't think Madonna is a model mum. I have seen her in movies of her songs. She doesn't portray good morals.  How can a woman of 50 dance almost naked on stage? I wouldn't want my daughter to grow up like that! In Malawi women respect themselves. Cultured women do not go about half-naked.  I also heard after her marriage failed she is already seeing two men, both very younger than her and her ex-husband. I hear one of them is even less than half her age. That's scandalous. How can a normal woman fall for a boy who can as well be her son? No, spare my Mercy that scandal."

Ouch!  So…..why was Mercy at an orphanage again….?

Naomi Campbell STILL Got It.


Posted by admin on April 29th, 2009  

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In this issue she tells the magazine she's going to be "slowing down" on modeling.

Images: V Magazine

Now That’s A Very Very High Platform HEEL!!!

This ‘Anliker McLaren SLR 999 Red Gold Dream’ Proves That Money Doesn’t Buy Taste

Meet The Female Force


Posted by admin on April 29th, 2009  

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Michelle Obama is featured in the latest issue of this comic which has featured other prominent females like Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin.  More biographical comics featuring Caroline Kennedy, Princess Diana and Condoleezza Rice will be released by the company soon.

Look At This Cool Building In Japan….


Posted by admin on April 29th, 2009  

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Each button on the phone helps you identify what's found on that floor

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This Lawmower Makes The Economy Even Worse….


Posted by admin on April 29th, 2009  

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Hope you're not in the lawn mowing business because this Husqvarna Automower 260 ACX is about to take some of your customers when it's released this summer.  The mower is self charging, works in the rain, can be set to automatically cut weekly and can send you a text message if there's a problem.  Some days we LOVE technology, like today.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Woman Puts Husband’s Mistress’ Underwear On Ebay!?


August 15th, 2008

We don't need to tell you the beginning of the story….you can just use your imagination. But, the ending is a woman has put the underwear of the woman she caught her husband sleeping with and his ripped condom wrapper (not sure if she got the old rubber too) on Ebay for the whole world to view and the.LIFE Files to bring to you. Ebay has reportedly made the woman remove the panties from the auction because you can't sell used underwear on the site…but last time we checked the bid was at $25,000. For an empty condom wrapper?